俗話說的好：「每個名人背後，都有一個超鬧事保鏢」額？？～就是在說英國男歌手紅髮艾德Ed Sheeran的保鏢 Kevin Myers 啦！2015年因為狂粉的不當行為，讓紅髮艾德聘請了這位保鏢，他還有次在採訪中說：「因為某些人的瘋狂行為，四年來我終於有保鏢了。我不介意人們有禮貌的來找我，但我實在不喜歡被拉扯…」

這段日子以來這位保鏢大叔 Kevin 都默默的守護在紅髮艾德身邊，直到今年4月7日他開設Instagram帳號@securitykev那一天，我們才發現事情的真相…這位保鑣大叔，活生生就是個狗仔啊！

 

他不但靠著各種「賣主」醜照的行為，成功坐擁48萬粉絲，甚至還有人留言：「他的IG比Ed Sheeran有趣多了！」這讓紅髮艾德情何以堪！看到他們之間超越主顧，更像親兄弟般的互動，絕對讓你忍不住大笑，順手也想來追蹤這個超幽默的妙保鏢～

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「​當你和寶貝在說只有你們兩個人懂的笑話 ​​」​

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When you and bae have little inside jokes with each other #youreallyshouldvebeenthere #lol #mybaeisacomedian #andrich #howaboutyou #yeahdidntthinkso #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 16, 2018 at 10:56am PDT

（這…紅髮艾德未婚妻白眼不知道翻去哪裡）

 

2
「​我總是在監視。他總是在吃。 ​​」​

哈哈哈哈哈這樣掀主子底對嗎！？

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I’m always watching. He’s always eating. #whoateallthepies #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 12, 2018 at 3:25pm PDT

 

 

3

「​永遠。監視著你。」

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Always. Watching.

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 8, 2018 at 1:41am PDT

找到Kevin在哪了嗎？他在右上角！！有事嗎哈哈哈哈哈

（點播：Can’t Take My Eyes Off～You）

 

4

「​寶貝帶我去好浪漫的地方度假呢~」

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Bae took me away on a romantic getaway #roomwithaview #separateroomsthough #igotatan #hedidnt #obviously #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 13, 2018 at 4:50pm PDT

（ 唉呦羨慕死了啦）

 

5

「​看看這個小傻瓜等不及要見寶貝。歐等等，他就是寶貝。」​

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Look at this little mug waiting to see bae. Oh wait, it is bae #mugindisguise #thealbumsoldalot #soimkeptinthelifestyleimaccustomedtoo #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 20, 2018 at 10:20am PDT

哈哈哈是在說主子長的多路人啦！！

 

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「​​死瞪著某人直到他從我的視線消失，總是，監視著！​」​

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Staring someone down out of shot. ALWAYS. WATCHING.

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 9, 2018 at 5:24pm PDT

好派喔Kevin！

 

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「​​​當你在巡演前開始懷疑你到底有沒有把熱水壺的插頭拔掉 」

 

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When you are trying to remember whether you unplugged the kettle before you went on tour #richproblems #contemplation

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 8, 2018 at 1:26am PDT

哈哈哈哈哈這旁白配那表情真的超有梗！

 

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「背後抱抱」

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#bareback

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 7, 2018 at 8:18am PDT

（逼逼！太犯規囉這Bromance）

 

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「慶祝一週就突破25萬粉絲，我的小賤人給大爺倒貴貴的水​」​​​

 

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Celebrating my 250k followers within one week by getting my little bitch boy to hydrate me with some expensive water #ilovemyfans #viralsensation #imacelebgetmeoutofhere #lol #ifyouwantmeontheshowitlcosttheammountihaveinfollowers #imrich #imthedaddypoint 493 | 1

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 13, 2018 at 2:38am PDT

Kevin紅了就開始使喚主人啦！#粉絲真的愛死你！！

 

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「​我的未來，一片光明。​我們有錢 #我是老爸​​」​​​

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Looking into my future. It looks bright. We rich #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 14, 2018 at 12:31am PDT

Kevin要變網紅了啦！

 

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「​​幫寶貝很快的拍個照」

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Quick photo shoot with bae #boyfriendsofinstagram #zakisfired #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 10, 2018 at 4:56pm PDT

#男友愛的視角

 

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「​​給寶貝該怎麼花錢的建議。把錢給我我會教你怎麼花錢的，兒子。」​​​

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Giving bae advice on how to spend his money. Give it to me and I’ll show you how to live son #yachtlife #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 19, 2018 at 10:16am PDT

啊哈哈哈有這種保鑣真的會被氣（笑）死！

 

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「​​他有的我也有，很明顯。」​​​

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I'm on what he's on, clearly

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 7, 2018 at 10:20pm PDT

Kevin～怎麼這樣笑紅髮艾德的一頭紅髮啦！！！賣鬧！！！

 

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「​​當寶貝帶我去雪拚burberry。」​​​

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When bae takes you shopping @Burberry

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 8, 2018 at 10:41pm PDT

只能說Kevin真的太幸運了！有這麼棒的老闆兼死黨，還有沒有缺保鑣啊！超可愛～～

 

原文出處：柯夢波丹

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